Scheherazade always hopes to find fabulous sums of money hidden away inside the walls of her old house.
Alas, this has not happened yet.
However, while ripping out the plaster around the tub, she did find a page from a 1953 edition of the local newspaper. It was the "help wanted" section of the classifieds, and it clearly reflected the blatant racial discrimination of the time: "White Woman Wanted . . . "
You probably don't want to hear about some of the even less appealing things she found.
Taking a bath during this phase made Scheherazade feel a bit like a cowboy out bathin' in the horse trough.
