Christmas in Little Bohemia


	hen it's Christmas in Little Bohemia ...
	... it's time to dig out the decorations and honor the age-old traditions of the realm.
he oldest and most revered of these customs
	is setting up the nativity scene.
he second oldest and most revered custom
	is that of stringing lights and garland up allllllll over the place.
	s it true there are no Christmas trees in Little Bohemia?
	Yes, you heard right! No tree! At least, not most of the time.
	hat is that weird thing at the top of the page?
	That is a baby Godzilla from that awful movie with Matthew Broderick, playing Santa Claus. He has a little red toy sack over his shoulder and a pair of brown pipecleaner reindeer antlers on his head, as he spreads joy among the good people of Little Bohemia.
	nd that,
	boys and girls, is the story of Christmas in Little Bohemia.